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My name is Megan. Competitively solving jigsaw puzzles gives me an adrenaline rush. I also enjoy comedy, music, burritos, big cities, and grammar. My life is great.

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TMI Saturday, I suppose.

In my current condition, I’m not supposed to drink alcohol or have sex. Do you know how difficult that is? There are two (TWO!) events today where I can get free or really cheap drinks (and “really cheap” would probably still end up being free anyway). Plus, my roommate is going to be gone for an extended amount of time today and…I like sex, dammit.

It’s Saturday. I want to get drunk tonight. But I cannot get drunk tonight.

I get to watch and deal with my guy getting drunk while I remain sober…NOOO!