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My name is Megan. Competitively solving jigsaw puzzles gives me an adrenaline rush. I also enjoy comedy, music, burritos, big cities, and grammar. My life is great.

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In case you were wondering whether or not we live in a police state…

Jan 27th at 8:13PM / tagged: cheesus crust. / 0 notes /

Two of my friends were just arrested for littering. Arrested. For littering.

A classmate just asked me to send her my English essay so she can use it as a “reference.”

Dec 15th at 9:45PM / tagged: you are not going to copy my paper. cheesus crust. / Notes /

Girl, are you kidding me?